my taylor is bloody rich

[pascalformac]

Ze supplice of iPod.

You take a flooder and attach iz legs and arms ouiz a veri strong corde.
Aftère you plonging hiz testiboules in boïlingue water.
When the skin is very souple, iou quickli paint lesdites testiboules (normali in white, but if you prefer colored, iou cane).
iou tired very fortement sur la skin and introducing each bollock inside the oreilles. (left/right, and right/left).
Very funny.

And if the guy is a geek
then he screams:
Aie donte ire a sing , vert are maille miouzik fahilleu?

 

[supermoquette]

itz more fun when the nioube iz in the banlieue and some thief steel is ipod

 

[Amok]

Ze supplice of iPod.

You take a flooder and attach iz legs and arms ouiz a veri strong corde.
Aftère you plonging hiz testiboules in boïlingue water.
When the skin is very souple, iou quickli paint lesdites testiboules (normali in white, but if you prefer colored, iou cane).
iou tired very fortement sur la skin and introducing each bollock inside the oreilles. (left/right, and right/left).
Very funny.

Bah tu vois, Mackie : tu avais un doute sur les leçons d'anglais que tu donnais aux AES. Tu te sous-estimes car visiblement tout le monde comprend !

 

[Anonyme]

well, well, I did not see this topics before. It is very interesting to discuss with other players. I am not fluent and i'm more confortable when I've to speak about technical things. Good to discover these pages.

Julie: i have a french friend who impressed me a lot with his english. When I had to expose my reports in front of many people, I stressed because he is speaking as an US citizen. I understood later that he has stayed 15 years in US, so, now, I am speaking the best that I can with low stress. even if I know that my english is not perfect.

Please, don't send me tomatoes for this very poor english


NB: I've learned my english in Nigeria:love:

LOL...god understood lol in an other thread and I just understand ZROlivier here because I have a big head Ake... :casse: with the precedents post My dashboard translation is kaput:eek:

 

[bobbynountchak]

Bah tu vois, Mackie : tu avais un doute sur les leçons d'anglais que tu donnais aux AES. Tu te sous-estimes car visiblement tout le monde comprend !

AND THE RULES?
WHAT ABOUT THE RULES?!

 

[Anonyme]

If themself starts to break their brain! where we go my good women

Amok is a woman

 

[Amok]

Amok is a woman

Ex-woman. Now i'm a man.

 

[G2LOQ]

Ex-woman. Now i'm a man.

 

[supermoquette]

yes but not so big

 

[Lila]

Ex-woman. Now i'm a man.

..i have nerver seen the difference !!!!

..;may be because of the pilows...

 

[TibomonG4]

..i have nerver seen the difference !!!!

..;may be because of the pilows...

Pillows ? :mouais: Pillows under the sweet shirt ? My god ! :eek: May be "poignées d'amour" for you, sure

 

[Lila]

Pillows ? :mouais: Pillows under the sweet shirt ? My god ! :eek: May be "poignées d'amour" for you, sure

:heu: :mouais:
we have not take care the pigs together !?

 

[CarodeDakar]

Funny, Olivier, my (Americain) husband spent all his youth in Nigeria. And he learned French (fluent now) in Niger-Ex-Zaïre and now... Québec He now has a mixt accent.

---

Mastering more than one idiom is an opportunity, an opening ( to a different thinking process , different approaches, different people and so on). On top of it , it's happening in various countries.

One of the top is the Canada :rolleyes: The result is partly success, partly nothing. I had to learn English in Alberta, for 4 months, when I was 15 years old, unless that, I would never have spoken English.

What I really can't stand is that in North America, more than 400 000 000 people speak English, and a little 7 million speak French (as a normal langugage). And that Canada thinks that he is a real bilingual country? This is bull-shit, for me. It only means that the French side HAS to speak English.

In fact, the real second language we shall learn is Spanish. You should see that in the States. From North to South, everything is available in Spanish, and most of the "small" workers (ex.: McDonalds and hotels) are from Mexico.

(woups, no political subjects, I am sorry )

(excellent thread, I practice my writing English, thanks!)

 

[Anonyme]

Amok is a woman

definitively not I suppose. It was the strict translation from french to english of a French expression:

my good woman > ma bonne dame;

It is like "faux amis"


So, you can imagine me doing a presentation in front of 20 people:love: . For sure, at the end they agree to sign what I want; Almost if I say: Ok let's back to the process . I ensure you t, in this case, a poor english is helping a lot

SIGN or I restart:eek:

 

[pascalformac]

In fact, the real second language we shall learn is Spanish. You should see that in the States. From North to South, everything is available in Spanish, and most of the "small" workers (ex.: McDonalds and hotels) are from Mexico.

by the way
An interesting thing
spoken idioms in world
#1 chinese by far
#2 spanish or english depending on the way to measure
#3 Hindu+hurdu ( sometimes coming as #2)


the growing status of spanish in the states is a sign of adaptation and pragmatism
In some states if you are holding an official position you better speak spanish or you are out !
And more and more "hispanics" , fully americans , are part of the middle class or hold powerful positions ,which annoys the "old decreasing class" ( white anglosaxon protestants) but that 's life.

 

[Anonyme]

definitively not I suppose. It was the strict translation from french to english of a French expression:

my good woman > ma bonne dame;

It is like "faux amis"


Thank you very much my friend, so I progress slowly but surely :zen:

 

[supermoquette]

faux amis as I should be admin and je serait admine ?

 

[bens]

faux amis as I should be admin and je serait admine ?

I'm not sure... maybe "je serai..." :siffle:

what ? I'm not in the thread "Améliorons notre français" ???

ok, I go out...



:love:

 

[Anonyme]

I'm not sure... maybe "je serai..." :siffle:

what ? I'm not in the thread "Améliorons notre français" ???

ok, I go out...



:love:

it's not grâve because it's women day

 

[Anonyme]

it's always women's days. This days is just an highlght of all privilege you have comparing with ours.

please, don't take your arm to kill me, at the end, I'm a nice guy. I don't want nothing bad for women... except my ex wife.:modo:

Announce: if someone see a big furniture crossing his road, please, contact me, it's for for a gift. Specially, if this one his really dirty and mad

DON'T touch my son. Bloody ex wife:mad: